Married... with Children (TV Series)

You Better Shop Around: Part 2 (1991)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

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Quotes 

• [Al and Peg are competing with Marcy and Jefferson for a shopping spree] 

  Jefferson : Drop dead!

  Peggy : Lick feet!

  Marcy : Eat dust!

  Al : Grow hair!

• Al : [Jefferson reaches for a box but Al stops him]  That's my douche!

  Jefferson : Oh yeah? Well you touched my girlie fizz.

  [Al tries to grab the box] 

  Jefferson : Damn it, Al, now we're both men. There's enough in feminine hygene for the both of us.