Married... with Children (TV Series)

We'll Follow the Sun (1990)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy : Al, we have not moved an inch in two hours.

  Al : Peg, I can hear that in our bedroom. Now just shut up and let me enjoy myself.

  Peggy : I could hear that in our bedroom too, honey.

• Al : Ah, I'm not gonna let you ruin this for me, Peg.

  [sounding very forced] 

  Al : Yep, this is my vacation, and I'm a-having fun.

  [inhales deeply] 

  Al : I'm loving this.

  Al : [There is a short pause, then Al stops smiling and starts vigorously honking the horn; with frustration]  Move! Move! I can't take anymore! Oh God, you're killing me!

  [honking some more] 

  Al : Move! Move!

  [Al buries his head in the wheel] 

• Peggy : Hi honey, did you miss me?

  Al : With every bullet so far.

  Peggy : Well, maybe you need a bigger gun sweetheart. Not that I don't love your itty bitty one.

• Peggy : [Entering the house]  Hi Honey, did you miss me?

  Al : With every bullet so far.

• Al : We're gonna go where people pretend to want to go when they can't afford to go someplace good. We're gonna see America. We take no map. We'll follow the sun. Stay in cheap motels and steal what we need along the way. We go west, past the cheese factories, where the air is fresh, the sky is big, and a man can still kill his dinner with his car. Guys, tomorrow we put the pedal to the metal and we ride with the wind.

• Peggy : Gee, Al, uh, think you could slow down? My hair is just whipping in the wind.

  [to Bud and Kelly] 

  Peggy : He's not scaring you, is he, kids?

  [Bud puts his hand to his ear] 

  Bud : [with sarcasm]  Sorry, Mom, I couldn't hear you over the 'roar' of the engine.

  Kelly : Come on, leave Daddy alone. I mean, how could he possibly know there would be a TRAFFIC JAM on LABOR DAY?

  [Kelly looks at Al accusingly] 

  Al : [trying to stay calm]  Shut up.

• Al : Everybody, I have an announcement. Your happiness... sickens me. Everybody but me is looking at good times. But for me it's been one long continuous year since I got married. Actually, one long month. Helluary.

• Al : The fuse is lit and the fire is on. Burn, baby, burn.

• Al : The yolk on the Oxen feels no guilt.