Married... with Children (TV Series)

Valentine's Day Massacre (1994)

Lorna Scott: Rita

Quotes 

• Bud : [dressed in stolen bellboy uniforms in order to sneak past a bodyguard]  Okay, Sasquatch. It's checkout time.

  [Hearing his voice, the door near Bud opens up and a very large older woman named Rita steps out] 

  Rita : Oh good, they sent a cute one this time.

  Bud : Huh? Wha? Oh, for the love of God, no! No!

  [Rita pulls Bud into her room and shuts the door] 

  Bud : [heard from inside the room]  Help me-eee!

  [Rita opens her door and puts a Do Not Disturb sign on it, then goes back in and a lot of commotion is heard] 

  Bud : [heard from inside the room]  Mommeeeeeeeee!

  [after being raped by a very large older woman called Rita] 

  Bud : Now I know how Tom Arnold feels.

• [Bud hides under a food cart and knocks on Rita's door while the bodyguard stands there] 

  Rita : This is a good hotel!

  [Rita takes the hamburger from the cart and pulls the bodyguard inside the room with her] 

  Bodyguard : [as he's pulled in]  Oh. oh.

  [then heard from inside] 

  Bodyguard : Mommeeee!