Married... with Children (TV Series)
Twisted (1996)
Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy
Quotes
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Jefferson D'Arcy : Al, I know we swore on a stack of Big 'Uns that we would keep the secret way out a secret, but...
Al : I think you're right, Jefferson. This is a matter of life... or sex.
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Radio Announcer : [voice] Well, it's not over yet, folks. That tornado that hit Cook County is expected to double back at force five.
Al : Force five? F5? That's five times stronger than the last one!
[both Peggy and Marcy are fixing themselves up by putting on makeup]
Jefferson D'Arcy : Dear God, no! I can't live through that again!
Al : Oh... the darkness... the cold... the awful suction...
Jefferson D'Arcy : I'm not talking about the tornado, Al!
Al : Neither am I!