Married... with Children (TV Series)

Twisted (1996)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Jefferson D'Arcy : Al, I know we swore on a stack of Big 'Uns that we would keep the secret way out a secret, but...

  Al : I think you're right, Jefferson. This is a matter of life... or sex.

• Radio Announcer : [voice]  Well, it's not over yet, folks. That tornado that hit Cook County is expected to double back at force five.

  Al : Force five? F5? That's five times stronger than the last one!

  [both Peggy and Marcy are fixing themselves up by putting on makeup] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Dear God, no! I can't live through that again!

  Al : Oh... the darkness... the cold... the awful suction...

  Jefferson D'Arcy : I'm not talking about the tornado, Al!

  Al : Neither am I!