Married... with Children (TV Series)

Top of the Heap (1991)

Matt LeBlanc: Vinnie Verducci

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• Vinnie Verducci : Don't worry about your lost TV set, Mr. Bundy. I'll buy you a new TV when I get the money. I got myself a new job.

  Charlie Verducci : Yeah, share my pride. He's a busboy! Al... you're not much more then a busboy. My kid is at a difficult stage in his life where he might turn into a you. Can you have a talk with him? Give him some words of encouragement to what to do with this life.

  Al : Whatever job or career you choose, don't marry. Don't marry! Marriage is only good for the woman. They steal a man's youth, his paycheck, and his dreams. Oh, and then their butt gets big. They get so fat until you die from suicide or a heart attack, and then their butt get small and skinny again until the next guy comes along to marry them and then it's full circle.

• Vinnie Verducci : Don't worry, Pop. There are plenty of opportunities out there for a smart guy like me.

  Charlie Verducci : [sarcastic]  Oh, definitely, definitely. You think you're smart? Name any one of the Great Lakes.

  Vinnie Verducci : Lake Fulbert. Remember? That lake up in Wisconsin where we traveled to on summers back when I was younger and where you taught me how to swim. That was a great lake.

• Mona Mullins : Hi Vinnie.

  Vinnie Verducci : Hi Mona.

  Mona Mullins : Vinnie, could you tell your father that my mother needs everything in her apartment fixed... right now?

  Vinnie Verducci : Everything in her apartment? Why?

  Mona Mullins : Because then we can spend the next two weeks in here, all alone.

  [Vinnie looks at Charlie sitting nearby who makes a gesture to get rid of her] 

  Vinnie Verducci : Mona, why don't you come back a little later?

  Mona Mullins : Really? When?

  Vinnie Verducci : When you're no longer a fellony.

• Vinnie Verducci : You know Pop, you and Mom were a lot alike. Too bad you couldn't make your marriage work. One of the last things she said to me before she walked out on us was: "Son, whatever you choose to be in life... be more than your father".