Married... with Children (TV Series)
Tooth or Consequences (1989)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Neighbor : [off-screen] Hey, Bundy! I'm having steak tonight. What are you having? Ha, ha, ha!
Al Bundy : If I was the mailman, I'd be having your wife!
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Al Bundy : Ah, home sweet hell.
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Al Bundy : Kids, I'm glad you're here. We're going to have a poll.
Kelly Bundy : Just where are we going to put a pole?
Bud Bundy : In your head to hold the "duh" sign.
Kelly Bundy : That's great. You won't let me get a nose ring, but you want to put a pole in my head?
Al Bundy : [Looking at Peggy] Peg, are you sure you didn't have a one-night stand with Abbott and Costello?
Al Bundy : [Looking back at the kids] Now we're going to have a vote.
Kelly Bundy : I thought we were going to have a po-
[Al covers her mouth]