Married... with Children (TV Series)

Tooth or Consequences (1989)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Kids, I'm glad you're here. We're going to have a poll.

  Kelly Bundy : Just where are we going to put a pole?

  Bud Bundy : In your head to hold the "duh" sign.

  Kelly Bundy : That's great. You won't let me get a nose ring, but you want to put a pole in my head?

  Al Bundy : [Looking at Peggy]  Peg, are you sure you didn't have a one-night stand with Abbott and Costello?

  Al Bundy : [Looking back at the kids]  Now we're going to have a vote.

  Kelly Bundy : I thought we were going to have a po-

  [Al covers her mouth]