Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Mystery of Skull Island (1992)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Kara : You're so brave Grandmaster B. You're all I ever wanted in a man. My last boyfriend was so boring. All we did was make love.

  Bud Bundy : What a loser.

  [thinking to himself] 

  Bud Bundy : I'm definitely not doing this. No way, no how, never.

  [glances at Kara's cleavage; still thinking] 

  Bud Bundy : Oh man. Look at those hooters!

  [smiling] 

  Bud Bundy : I'm doing it.

• Kara : Oh B, thank you for not hurting my father.

  Bud Bundy : Well, from the fetal position, I can kill in three different ways.

• Bud Bundy : I'm totally done with women.

  Al Bundy : What? What, did you get married?

• Kelly Bundy : Now, as we both know, you are doing this for sex. But let me tell you something. It doesn't matter what a guy does or says or how he treats us. The second we see a guy, we already know whether or not he's gonna get sex. Which, by the way, explains why you've never gotten any.

  Bud Bundy : Hey, now, if that was even close to true, do you think I could still hold my head up?

  [Bud lowers his head in shame] 

  Kelly Bundy : Look, all I'm saying is that if she hasn't let you touch her yet, she never will. And if you still feel the need to do something dangerous, throw out your Clearasil.

  Bud Bundy : Yeah, like I'm really gonna take the advice of someone who's fooled by every single disguise of the Trix Rabbit.

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah, like you know who he is until his ears flop out.

• Bud Bundy : [after jumping from an airplane]  But I tell you this: The next time a girl comes up to me and wants me to do something stupid...

  Kelly Bundy : You'll do it?

  Bud Bundy : You betcha.