Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Mystery of Skull Island (1992)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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• Al Bundy : Uh, pumpkin, um, before you go out in the neighborhood and spread this all around, can I ask you something? What's it like to have a life?

  Kelly Bundy : Well, people think that being young and beautiful is exciting and everything, but actually it's pretty boring. I mean, take today for example. There I am at the mall and this guy, some geezer rock star, steps on my foot. You know, that Springsteen guy.

  Al Bundy : The Boss?

  Kelly Bundy : Well, I don't think so, Daddy. His wife seemed to be the one in charge.

• Kelly Bundy : Now, as we both know, you are doing this for sex. But let me tell you something. It doesn't matter what a guy does or says or how he treats us. The second we see a guy, we already know whether or not he's gonna get sex. Which, by the way, explains why you've never gotten any.

  Bud Bundy : Hey, now, if that was even close to true, do you think I could still hold my head up?

  [Bud lowers his head in shame] 

  Kelly Bundy : Look, all I'm saying is that if she hasn't let you touch her yet, she never will. And if you still feel the need to do something dangerous, throw out your Clearasil.

  Bud Bundy : Yeah, like I'm really gonna take the advice of someone who's fooled by every single disguise of the Trix Rabbit.

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah, like you know who he is until his ears flop out.

• Bud Bundy : [after jumping from an airplane]  But I tell you this: The next time a girl comes up to me and wants me to do something stupid...

  Kelly Bundy : You'll do it?

  Bud Bundy : You betcha.