Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Computer Show (1989)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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• Kelly Bundy : Call 'who' Ishmael?

  Al : Ah, me. Look, Kelly, we have a million dollar computer sitting over here, why don't you do your report on it?

  Kelly Bundy : I tried. I turned it on and I typed in "Ishmael". You know what it said to me, Dad? Ishmael. It even spelled it wrong.

• Kelly Bundy : Oh, God! Remedial Reading test tomorrow. I mean, what do I care if Jack and Jill fell down a hall? I mean, why were they even in the building?

• Kelly Bundy : I've got this book report. Um, do you know who Ishmael is?

  Bud Bundy : Moby Dick?

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah, you know it?

  Bud Bundy : The classic whaling tale by Herman Melville. I know just about everything there is. What do you need to know.

  Kelly Bundy : What happens?

  Bud Bundy : Lets see, Ishmael and the whale were actually good friends and the whale would talk.

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, cool!

  Bud Bundy : Yup, the whale would call him Wilbur.

• Kelly Bundy : Dad, I've got this book report due in um, oh God, what do you call it? The subject with the words?

  Al Bundy : English?

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah