Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Agony and the Extra C (1996)

Dan Tullis Jr.: Officer Dan

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Jefferson, we are all taking you out today to celebrate your wedding anniversary since you don't work.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : So, how come you guys are not at work?

  Al Bundy , Griff , Bob Rooney , Ike : We're sick.

  Officer Dan : Except for me. I'm working.

  Police Dispatcher : All units, all units, report to city hall. The mayor has been taken hostage by a group of...

  Officer Dan : [turns off his radio]  Blah, blah, blah, shut up!

• Officer Dan : [dancing on stage at the Jiggly Room]  Hey, look at me! I'm a Village Person!

• Sierra Madre : I just had a thought. Why don't you get a tattoo? I once got my boyfriend's name tattooed on me for his birthday.

  Officer Dan : I don't see any tattoo.

  Sierra Madre : Here, I'll show you. Gather around...

  [all the men gather around Sierra Madre, and they all suddenly yell and gasp] 

  Ike : Oh boy, I'd love to be her boyfriend.

  Griff : I'd love to be her boyfriend's name.

• Officer Dan : Al, what did you get Peggy for your anniversary?

  Al Bundy : Well it depends on the year. First year is paper, so I put a big bag over her head. I can't wait for the plastic anniversary!