Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Agony and the Extra C (1996)

Monty Ash: Mr. O'Malley

Quotes 

• Doctor #2 : Good morning. How are you feeling today, Mr. O'Malley?

  O'Malley : My heart hurts.

  Doctor #2 : That's good. Good.

  [to his assistant] 

  Doctor #2 : Tack on another grand for the consulation.

• O'Malley : [listening to Kelly]  Nurse, I need a Q-tip and a hammer!