Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Agony and the Extra C (1996)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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• [last lines] 

  [Bud sees the corrected tattoo] 

  Bud Bundy : "I love MarTy"? So... I guess you're here to have that removed, huh?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : That, and the other thing.

  Kelly Bundy : What other thing?

  [an X-ray reveals Marcy's boot jammed up Jefferson's rectum] 

• Jefferson D'Arcy : So, the tattoo on my butt said M-A-R-Y.

  Kelly Bundy : So what? M-A-R-Y. Marcy.

  Bud Bundy : There's a C in Marcy.

  Kelly Bundy : M-A-R-Y-C? Oh yeah, the C is silent.

• Kelly Bundy : Eww, old guy's butt!