Married... with Children (TV Series)
Teacher Pets (1992)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
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Quotes
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Bud : Dad, why are you dressed like that?
[Al is wearing a T-shirt that says "I'm with Andy"]
Al : Little Andy Maynard is having his birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. He is going to have pizza!
[Al wraps present]
Al : Of course there is nothing in the box, but when they realize that, I will be full and gone!
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Miss McGowen : Class dismissed... except for you Mr. Bundy.
Bud : [thinking] What could this be? I hope she didn't notice me staring obsessively at her legs.
Miss McGowen : Mr. Bundy, I've noticed you during class staring obsessively at my legs
Bud : [thinking] Well, at least she didn't catch me looking at other things.
Miss McGowen : ...and other things
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Bud : Now can I get a "Whoa, Bud is popular"?
Buck the dog : How about a "Whoa, shoot the boy"?
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Bud : Dad, I've been seeing two women at once and it's wearing me out. I don't know how to juggle two women. Did you ever have this problem?
Al : You're talking to Old #33 here! Do you know how I got that number?
Bud : 'Cause the most money you've ever had was 33 cents?
Al : No! Because that's how many women deep the line was to ride the wild Bundy.
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Bud : [thinking] Two, two, two babes at once. God, I envy me!
Student : Hey, did you guys hear the news, Miss McGowan's dating a student!
Student : She ran off with a football player.
Student : Yeah. She said he was the only one who could ever satisfy her.
Bud : [thinking] No big thing, that leaves me more time to give to the younger babe.
[Darlene pulls away from Bud]
Bud : Good news babe, now you've got me all to yourself.
Darlene : Drop dead! If you can't satisfy an older woman like Miss McGowan, what the hell would I want with you?
Bud : Well, let's just see how you feel when the new teacher gets here. I haven't seen a temp that didn't need a little lovin'
Mrs. A. Mariner : [an ugly old woman appears] I'm Mrs. A. Mariner and I'll be the new teacher for the rest of the semester.
[Mrs. Mariner sees Bud and pinches his cheek]
Bud : [thinking] and then again, there's always Chuck E. Cheese with Dad. Well, great thing about being at the bottom is you can't fall any lower.
Al Bundy : [Al appears] You cradle robber! You Cher!
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Al Bundy : I'm afraid it may not be you she's after. I'm afraid she might be after the vast Bundy fortune. She wants everything we have.
Bud : Dad, I've seen the trunk of her car, she's got everything we have.
Al Bundy : It's still not right. Son, you got plenty of time to date 40-year-old women when you're 70, no wait, make that uh hmmm 35 when you're 80, yeah feels more right to me.