- Bud Bundy: Look, there has to be a way out of here. Don't you have some transportation we could have? A car? A bicycle? A horse you're not dating at the moment?
- Parley Wayne Rockefeller: Well, I do have this truck for rent. Burns as much oil as gas, but it's enough to get you to Florida and back here.
- Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: We'll take the truck. How much do you want for it?
- Parley Wayne Rockefeller: A thousand dollars... cash. And, also, leave the fat boy here.
- [Parley Wayne stares right at Hummer, who looks terrified]
- Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: That is an outrage!
- Bud Bundy: Yeah! We don't have a thousand dollars in cash!
- Bud Bundy: Mr. Wayne...
- Parley Wayne Rockefeller: No, no. My name is Parley Wayne. Parley and Wayne are my first and middle names. My last name is Rockefeller. But I had to drop it 'cause I couldn't spell it.
- Parley Wayne Rockefeller: Howdy folks! Parley Wayne at your service. What can I do ya for?
- Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: Hi. My expensive German luxury sedan just broke down about a mile up the road after running over one of your state birds, the possum. I'll be needing a tow truck.
- Parley Wayne Rockefeller: Why, hell, I'd like a tow truck, too. I also would like a new wife and some more teeth.
- Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy: Look, ZZ Top, I don't care what business you rednecks run in this part of the country, but we've got to get to Florida.
- Parley Wayne Rockefeller: You keep on callin' me names and you just might land there!