Married... with Children (TV Series)

Spring Break: Part 2 (1996)

Mickey Jones: Parley Wayne Rockefeller

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Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : Look, there has to be a way out of here. Don't you have some transportation we could have? A car? A bicycle? A horse you're not dating at the moment?

  Parley Wayne Rockefeller : Well, I do have this truck for rent. Burns as much oil as gas, but it's enough to get you to Florida and back here.

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : We'll take the truck. How much do you want for it?

  Parley Wayne Rockefeller : A thousand dollars... cash. And, also, leave the fat boy here.

  [Parley Wayne stares right at Hummer, who looks terrified] 

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : That is an outrage!

  Bud Bundy : Yeah! We don't have a thousand dollars in cash!

• Bud Bundy : Mr. Wayne...

  Parley Wayne Rockefeller : No, no. My name is Parley Wayne. Parley and Wayne are my first and middle names. My last name is Rockefeller. But I had to drop it 'cause I couldn't spell it.

• Parley Wayne Rockefeller : Howdy folks! Parley Wayne at your service. What can I do ya for?

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Hi. My expensive German luxury sedan just broke down about a mile up the road after running over one of your state birds, the possum. I'll be needing a tow truck.

  Parley Wayne Rockefeller : Why, hell, I'd like a tow truck, too. I also would like a new wife and some more teeth.

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Look, ZZ Top, I don't care what business you rednecks run in this part of the country, but we've got to get to Florida.

  Parley Wayne Rockefeller : You keep on callin' me names and you just might land there!