Married... with Children (TV Series)
Sofa So Good (1994)
Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy
Quotes
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Jefferson : This may come as a surprise to you, but your couch wasn't exactly a popular item.
Bud : How many were made? 1,000? 500?
Jefferson : Two.
Kelly : How many did they sell?
Jefferson : One.
Kelly : Great. Then all we have to do is find the one they sold. How hard could that be?
Bud : [Giving Kelly a look] Boy when your looks go, you're dead. You're dead.