Married... with Children (TV Series)

So This Is How Sinatra Felt (1991)

Maggie Montgomery: Leona

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• Leona : I want my money back. These shoes you sold me are as useless to me as a comb is to you. I've only worn them once, and they split at the sides.

  Al Bundy : Well, let me explain. See, it's... it's just like an elevator. There's a 2-ton weight limit on these shoes. What say I nail the soles directly to your feet? It'll give you more traction when you're pulling the ice wagon.

  Leona : You'll be hearing from my attorney!

  Al Bundy : Is that the law offices of Haagen and Dazs?