Married... with Children (TV Series)

Shoeway to Heaven (1994)

Tawny Kitaen: Dominique

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Quotes 

• Jefferson D'Arcy : [re stunning blonde customer]  Al, do you know who that is? Dominique, the highest-paid lingerie model in the world! Page 36, Soft & Slinky catalog.

  Al Bundy : The thong micro-teddy? I didn't recognize her, not straddling a cannon.

  Dominique : Hi. Can somebody help me?

  Al Bundy : Ah, yes! Uh... my name is Al Bundy, and I was born to rock your world.

  Dominique : Well, that answered none of my questions. I'm going to appear on a TV special this weekend and I need some really funky shoes to wear.

  [they just stare and stare at her] 

  Dominique : This is where you talk.

  Al Bundy : Wha-? Oh, shoes! Oh, yeah, shoes! Yeah, here's some shoes!

  [shoves knockoff platforms her way] 

  Dominique : Ah! Ah, I like these. How much?

  Al Bundy : [busily staring down at her attributes]  For what? Oh, shoes! We got shoes, we got shoes!

  [but greed finally wins over his ardent interest] 

  Al Bundy : Well, for you I could probably let them go for...

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Free.

  Dominique : I wouldn't feel comfortable just taking them.

  Al Bundy : [laughs]  No! I wouldn't feel comfortable just giving them to you!

  Jefferson D'Arcy : No, no, they're yours, providing when you're on the show, you mention where you got them.

  Dominique : Ah, that sounds fair. You know what, that's very, very kind of you. I'll do it! Al Bundy's House of Sole.

  [heads out with her prized platforms] 

  Al Bundy : Right! Where the shoes are free, and the salesmen are morons!

  [Dominique leaves, and he whines at Jefferson:] 

  Al Bundy : What the hell did you do that for?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Al, it's a plug on network TV. Network. It means the whole country.

  Al Bundy : Not if its NBC.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Look, Al, don't you see? If she mentions the name of the store on TV, we could sell these shoes for anything we want. This could be the biggest thing that ever happened to you.

  Al Bundy : Bigger than high-school football?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Bigger than that.

  Al Bundy : God!