Married... with Children (TV Series)
She's Having a Baby: Part 1 (1991)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al : Once my kids leave the house, I'll finally be able to do what every man is supposed to. I can watch TV. I can... well, I don't know but it doesn't matter. It's still better than having a screaming, crapping, money-sucking little vampire bobsledding me to the graveyard. God I feel good.
Peggy : Honey?
Al : Yes?
Peggy : Guess what?
Al : What?
Peggy : I'M PREGNANT TOO!
Marcy : How far along are you?
Peggy : Five months.
Al : Five months?
Peggy : Al, didn't you notice that I was getting fat?
Al : Well... yeah.
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Al : So, we're having a new baby. The gods are on a roll, aren't they? Must've been playing another round of "Can you top this?" One started off, "We'll make him a shoe salesman." Then another said, "We'll give him a red-head." Then another one, probably a cruel, hungover god, said, "But let's have him be a mighty athlete in high school first so his fall will be all the greater."
Kelly : But the gods showed you they loved you when they gave you us.
Al : Yeah, give those gods a Miller. Will someone please tell me, how did this happen?