- Peggy Bundy: Look, there's a cool 25 cents for you if you'll haul our car to a station.
- Codger #1: Normally, we'd do it for $400.
- Codger #2: But we'll do it for $200, if you'll let us take our picture with you, leopord woman.
- Peggy Bundy: Oh, Al. These rubes think I'm sexy.
- Al Bundy: I would too if I drank whisky for breakfast.