Married... with Children (TV Series)

Rites of Passage (1992)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : This place sucks when you're broke.

  Al Bundy : What place doesn't suck when you're broke?

• Bud Bundy : What are we going to tell Mom where were all night?

  Al Bundy : Well, son, you're a man know. When your mother asks you where you were, you do what your supposed to do. You look her right in the eye and tell her were were stuck in traffic.

• Al : You know? It does get kind of boring around her.

  Bud : Then why do you come?

  Al : [after another strip club patrion elbows Al in the back in the head]  For this... Excuse me sir? You bumped into me and I think you owe me an appology.

  Strip Club Patron : Drop dead.

  [Al punches the other bar patron out and the entire strip club errupts into a bar fight] 

• Kelly Bundy : [holding the phone]  Bud, it's for you. It's a girl. She wants to take you to a movie.

  Bud Bundy : Well, how about that, folks. Looks like you can keep your clowns and your parties and your lame memories of the sixties, or the twenties, or whenever the hell you thought you thought you were cool. You want a memory...

  [picks up his Grandmaster B cap] 

  Bud Bundy : Watch the Grandmaster operate.

  [slips his cap on backwards and picks up the phone] 

  Bud Bundy : Hey, Babe, how they hangin'?

  [his cocky manner instantly ceases when he realizes who the "girl" is on the other line] 

  Bud Bundy : Hi, Grandma.