Married... with Children (TV Series)

Poppy's by the Tree: Part 2 (1987)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Who could've cut our tires?

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, well, let's see. Who do we know that's insane and has a sharp object?

  Kelly Bundy : Grandma?

• Al Bundy : Someone tried to kill us in our room.

  The Sheriff : Oh, yeah. Must've been the guy who does that every five years.

  Peggy Bundy : That wasn't in the brochure, Al.

• Peggy Bundy : Well, maybe this is just one of those mystery weekends.

  Bud Bundy : It was no mystery, Mom. Dad was just too cheap to take us someplace nice, and we're going to be butchered.

  Peggy Bundy : Thank your father, kids.

  Bud Bundy , Kelly Bundy : Thanks, Dad.

• Peggy Bundy : [to the locals]  Uh, excuse me, everybody. I don't mean to interrupt your meal, but I would just like to say thanks for rushing to our aid as I was screaming into the night. Does everybody realize that we were almost killed last night?

  [everyone nods] 

  Roy : Yeah, sure do.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh. Well, then maybe I'm boring you. Isn't anybody else scared?

  [everyone shakes their heads and says, "no"] 

  Peggy Bundy : You see, there is this axe-welding maniac on the loose. Sometimes they can hurt you.

  Roy : Won't hurt us. He just kills tourists.

  [everyone smiles] 

  Beany : 11 since 1962.