- [at the dining room]
- Al Bundy: Well, we were gonna go for a walk, but we heard on the radio it might rain.
- Al Bundy: [to Roy] Hey, Goob. That radio upstairs stinks. I'm paying eight dollars American, so get one of the guys out of the pigpen and let's get that thing workin', huh?
- Al Bundy: [to the kids] Hey, who wants some down-home cookin'?
- Al Bundy: [to Beany] Hey, Elmo. Vittles for the family.