Married... with Children (TV Series)

Nooner or Later (1994)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : Where are you going?

  Peggy Bundy : We're going to the Burned Beyond Recognition concert. We received two free tickets as a consolation prize from the Rick Dees show.

  Kelly Bundy : Wait, Daddy's the reason that we don't have those tickets. We should have them.

  Al : Are you kidding me? You don't know what I had to go through to get those tickets. You don't know where I've been. And believe me, it wasn't Tahiti.

  Bud Bundy : But Dad, you don't even like B.B.R.

  Al : Well, I don't like S-E-X with M-O-M, but it's my J-O-B.

• Peggy Bundy : Do you know my boobs?

  Al : Yeah, they're standing in line for concert tickets.

• Peggy Bundy : Come on, Al, I really wanna hear "Wind Beneath My Wings."

  Al : Then jump off the roof, Peg.

• Rick Dees : You'll win a trip to Tahiti and ten thousand dollars in cash if you can get you husband to come home.

  Peggy Bundy : I can do that.

  Rick Dees : I mean in the next 60 minutes.

  Peggy Bundy : I can do that.

  Rick Dees : For a nooner.

  Peggy Bundy : Do you have any consolation prizes?

• [last lines] 

  [Al and Peggy are leaving their house to attend the Burned Beyond Recognition concert, with Peggy unaware that the lead singer is known to vomit and urinate on the concert audience] 

  Peggy Bundy : Al, I can't believe it. We're actually going to the concert. Front row seats!

  Al : Okay, but just remember when the lead singer comes out on stage and while he is performing, just remember to look right up at him and smile. And make sure you show him those bright white teeth of yours.

  Peggy Bundy : Do you think that will get his attention?

  Al : Oh... I hope so.