Married... with Children (TV Series)

No Pot to Pease In (1994)

Lisa Kaseman: Patty Pease

Quotes 

• Ben : Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

  Mel : [not making eye contact]  Hi Ben.

  Patty : [not making eye contact]  Hi, Naomi.

  [Ben waves the arm of the large, rubber, blow-up doll he is carrying] 

  Ben : Can she and I go to the movies tonight?

  Mel : Son, don't you think it's time you got a real girlfriend?

  Ben : [giving them an embarrassed look]  Dad... I do have a real girlfriend. It's just that this one puts out.

• Patty : Hi, Mel. I'm home.

  [Mel shrugs with indifference] 

  Patty : Look what I bought today from the shop-at-home network. A whole weeks worth of bon-bons!

  [Patty wheels in a huge barrel of Bon-Bon's printed on it] 

  Mel : Where are we supposed to put them?

  Patty : Well, I'm supposed to keep them cold and frozen. So, how about your side of the bed?

• Carrie : Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

  Mel : Hi, Carrie.

  Carrie : I'm just going to spend the night the a few of my old school friends here.

  Mel : Sure, Buttercup. Just don't do anything I wouldn't do.

  Patty : Which in Mel's case, means don't do anything.