Married... with Children (TV Series)
No Ma'am (1993)
Jerry Springer: Jerry Springer
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Quotes
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[on the phone with Jerry Springer]
Al Bundy : Now listen here, Jerry. Bowling is a man's sport. If God had wanted women to bowl, he would have put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn.
Jerry Springer : And where are you calling from, sir? 1952?
[Marcy laughs at Al]
Al Bundy : I wish. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and you were in the closet.
Jerry Springer : And you forgot to mention where you were, sir. I suspect in a zoo someplace throwing your feces at a passing tourist.
Al Bundy : Once again, I wish.
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Officer Dan : Hey, aren't you Jerry Springer, that masculine feminist?
Jerry Springer : Yes, I am.
Officer Dan : Tie him back up!
Jerry Springer : What the...
[the police tie Jerry back up]
Officer Dan : I hate that guy.
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Jerry Springer : [on TV] Now we've gotta get the bowling alley to enlarge the size of the women's restroom. And what about mothers who wanna nurse? I propose a lactation lounge.
Al Bundy : I propose a dairy farmer.
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Jerry Springer : [on TV] Okay, let's take some phone calls now.
Al Bundy : Well, believe you me, this outrage shall not go unavenged.
[Al goes over to the phone]
Marcy D'Arcy : Now, Al, don't you think women deserve...
Al Bundy : No!
Peggy Bundy : Just don't embarrass us, honey.
Jerry Springer : Is the caller there?
Al Bundy : Al Bundy here!
Peggy Bundy , Kelly Bundy , Bud Bundy : Too late.