Married... with Children (TV Series)

Naughty But Niece (1994)

Harold Sylvester: Griff

Quotes 

• Bud : Who are you?

  Griff : Name's Griff. I work here.

  Bud : That's funny. Dad never told me he hired another guy.

  Griff : And who are you?

  Bud : Bud. Al Bundy's my father.

  Griff : That's funny. He never told me he had a son.

  Bud : Daughter?

  Griff : Nope.

  Bud : Wife?

  Griff : Not living.

  Bud : Four touchdowns in one game?

  Griff : Oh, hell yeah!

• Griff : I'm only working here today because I got no place else to go. I use to have a place to go, but then I got divorced. Yep... divorced. She got the house, the car, the money. All I got was the right to remain silent. But you know what really ticks me off is that Michael Jackson is married and I'm not.