Married... with Children (TV Series)

Magnificent Seven (1992)

Bobcat Goldthwait: Zemus

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : [gives everyone a rolled-up newspaper]  Here, here. Everybody take one of these. If they move on you, smack them on the nose and say, "No."

  [the doorbell rings again] 

  Zemus : Open up! We know you're in there!

• Peggy Bundy : [opens the door]  Zemus! Ida Mae!

  Zemus : Peggy, you look good enough to eat!

  [he moves to hug her, she smacks him on the forehead] 

  Zemus : [moves to hug Kelly]  Little cousin...

  Kelly Bundy : [smacks him]  No!

  Zemus : [opens his arms]  Big boy...

  Bud Bundy : [raising a fist]  Don't even dream about it, Zemus.

  Zemus : So where's the dog?

  [Buck is seen holding a rolled-up newspaper in his mouth] 

• Peggy Bundy : Seven? Well, why'd you pick that name?

  Zemus : 'Cause we had one, two, three, four, five, seven kids.

• Ida Mae : We're swingers. We're into swapping.

  Zemus : But don't be put off. It doesn't have to be the traditional man-woman thing.