Married... with Children (TV Series)

Love Conquers Al (1995)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

Quotes 

• [Jefferson has been brainwashed] 

  Al Bundy : [knocks on Jefferson's head]  Jefferson? You in there, buddy? What happened to you? You used to be a man.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : [in monotone voice]  I am a man.

  Al Bundy : Then who's your favorite stooge?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : [in monotone voice]  The 3 Stooges are not funny. You know who I think is funny? That Elayne Boosler, ha ha ha.