Married... with Children (TV Series)

Look Who's Barking (1991)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

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Quotes 

• [Al takes his first bite of the cheesecake... and spits it out] 

  Al Bundy : This is a horrible hoax! This isn't an authentic Chuck's Cheesebowl cherry cheesecake! You went to the wrong place!

  Marcy D'Arcy : I don't think there are a lot of Chuck's Cheesebowl's in Tunoose, Wisconsin... just a "belch and a holler!" from Wanker County. Where we met so many nice people who said wise things like, "I gots my own teeth!"

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Yeah, and, uh, "I'll trade you my sister for your Bic lighter."

  Marcy D'Arcy : Oh yes, we had such a nice time. We must show you the slides of me getting fondled at the gas station by something that was half-man, half-owl.

  Kelly Bundy : Dad, they met Cousin Hooty!

• [Al is waiting eagerly for a cheesecake from a Wisconsin restaurant. The doorbell rings, and he opens it to Steve and Marcy] 

  Marcy D'Arcy : [exhales]  Well, we're back...

  Jefferson D'Arcy : [exhales]  We got it, you wouldn't believe the trouble...

  [Al has already grabbed the cheesecake and shut the door on them. As he goes to the table, they storm in] 

  Marcy D'Arcy : Do you know what hell we went through to get you that cheesecake? We had to make a two-day trek through the backwoods of Wisconsin's cheese country! Living off cheese wine... nibbling on cheese bread... having to make cheap cheese love... and we almost got lost a thousand times!

  Al Bundy : Well, that's why I sent Peg with you as a guide.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Yeah, thanks so much for sending your wife on our honeymoon. Without her playing pinochle with us every night, we don't know what we would have done.

  Al Bundy : Well, she's been begging for a second honeymoon for years, so I figured, better you than me.