Married... with Children (TV Series)

Live Nude Peg (1997)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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• Iqbal : And now a man whose selfless devotion to nudity is an inspiration to us all, Al Bundy!

  Al Bundy : Thank you. Tonight's contestants will be judged by two categories, the left one and the right one.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : And in the event of a tie, the winner will be decided by peanut butter wrestling.

  Griff : Oh there will be a tie and Griff's got the Jif.

• Chesty LaRue : Don't worry, men. I haven't lost a step. I'm as sexy as I was when I entertained the troops.

  Al Bundy : Union or Confederate?

• Peggy Bundy : Oh, Al, I can't believe you got all dressed up.

  Al Bundy : Well, sure, Peg. I'm going to be a judge at the Jiggly Room. Future Hooters of America are in my hands.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, I thought we agreed to have a romantic evening.

  Al Bundy : Well, sure we did, Peg. But I don't remember the word "together" mentioned.