Married... with Children (TV Series)

Live Nude Peg (1997)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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• Marcy D'Arcy : Peggy, now you're not any better than those cheap strippers.

  Peggy Bundy : Yes, I am! I won that contest.

  Marcy D'Arcy : No, I mean you have set the women's movement back 50 years.

  Peggy Bundy : Who cares? Last night, this woman's movement was fantastic.

  Marcy D'Arcy : Peggy, last night, Al was not making love with you. In his head, he was making love with some slut.

  Peggy Bundy : That's what he always does. But, you see, this time the slut was me and that makes me feel very good about myself.

• Peggy Bundy : You think Al's falling in love with her?

  Marcy D'Arcy : Yep, better watch out or they might run away together.

  Peggy Bundy : Over my dead body! Oh my God, that bitch Jasmine is ruining my marriage!

  Marcy D'Arcy : Peggy, that bitch is you.

  Peggy Bundy : Well I know that. I've created a monster, although she does make 300 bucks a night.

• Peggy Bundy : [about Al]  Oooh, he's doing that thing I like...

• Peggy Bundy : Oh, Al, I can't believe you got all dressed up.

  Al Bundy : Well, sure, Peg. I'm going to be a judge at the Jiggly Room. Future Hooters of America are in my hands.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, I thought we agreed to have a romantic evening.

  Al Bundy : Well, sure we did, Peg. But I don't remember the word "together" mentioned.