Married... with Children (TV Series)

Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do? (1991)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

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• Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : [inner monologue]  I know what they're all thinking. Marcy has the smallest breasts in the room. And I'm happy about it. Happy I tell you! They're perfectly symmetrical for my frame. Besides, I have a *big* brain. That's what men really want.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : [sat next to her on the couch with a bowl of snacks]  Milk dud?

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : [angrily]  Tootsie roll!