Married... with Children (TV Series)

Kelly's Gotta Habit (1996)

Dan Tullis Jr.: Officer Dan

Quotes 

• Officer Dan : [gun drawn]  Freeze, bitches!

  Kelly Bundy : I haven't thought about men once, I swear!

  Officer Dan : Damn! I always get this place confused with the crack house.

• Al : I'll see you at the Jiggly Room on Saturday.

  Officer Dan : I can't go. I'm on duty.

  Al : What do you mean you can't go? If you're not there, we can't do the strip searches.

• Mike : So, uh, when does your partner get shot in the head?

  Officer Dan : [looks at Al]  In about thirty seconds.

• Officer Dan : Okay, for your insurance report, we got you down for a bowling shirt, a Maserati, and a Picasso.

  Al : Make that 2 Picassos. Write one down for yourself.

  Officer Dan : Thanks, buddy.