Married... with Children (TV Series)
If I Could See Me Now (1991)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al : People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20-20 vision.
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Al : It never occurred to anyone here that I read "Bridge Ends Here" just fine and floored it anyway.
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Al : Now, I'm about to go out and partake of some of the beauty which our fair city affords us. If you need me, I'll be at the nudie bar.
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[Al has just come home]
Al : As God is my witness, I will never drive anyone else in the family any place ever again. All I get from you are complaints. You kids must be nuts, I didn't think that was scary.
[Bud and Kelly walks in the door with their hair messed up]
Bud : Get some glasses, dad!
Al : For the thousandth time, I do not need glasses. You can ask anyone.
Kelly : Fine, Buck.
[Buck the briard comes in with his fur messed up too]
Al : I'm telling you I don't need Glasses. My vision was checked in the fourth grade and it's perfect.