Married... with Children (TV Series)

I'm Going to Sweatland (1988)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : Al, I just saw Elvis!

  Al Bundy : Elvis who?

  Peggy Bundy : Elvis Presley! The King! The Pelvis! He just walked by here asking me where the mall pharmacy was, and I pointed it out to him. He's been spotted all over the country and I think I just saw him.

  Al Bundy : Peg, let me explain three things to you. Number one: Elvis is dead. Number two: Elvis was never good when he was alive. And number three: if Elvis was alive, he'd want you to clean my shirts!

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  Margo : They don't fit! None of these shoes fit! Your ad says "we fit every foot."

  Al Bundy : Yes, ma'am, but our problem is not what Webster meant by feet. Lets face it ladies, these are giant rib roasts with toenails. Might I suggest putting your footsies on large plates and surrounding them with those little brown baked potatoes wrapped in aluminum foil along with a glass of dry red wine.

• Al Bundy : Why is it that Elvis is dead and I'm the one in hell?