Married... with Children (TV Series)

I Want My Psycho Dad Part 1 (1994)

Harold Sylvester: Griff

Quotes 

• Al : Aw, real men don't write letters.

  Griff : Except in Penthouse.

  Bob Rooney : They got letters in Penthouse?

  Bud Bundy : Of course they've got letters in Penthouse. So you've got something to do right after you...

  [Peggy regards her son sharply] 

  Bud Bundy : Right after you... you finish reading the interviews.

  Bob Rooney : They got interviews in Penthouse?

• Psycho Dad : Yes, quit. Quit, apologize, and renounce forever the character of Psycho Dad. If this is the kind of following that I inspire, then I'm afraid I must stop leading. However, since the network's offering me big bucks, be sure to watch me in my new show: "Lefkowitz: Special Education Teacher's Aid". Thank you. And to you, Al: goodbye, and, uh, get help.

  Ike : I can't believe Psycho Dad would sell us out.

  Al : That's not Psycho Dad talking. He doesn't use words like "character" or "education" or "Lefkowitz". He's been brainwashed by people like Marcy and her do-gooders. Well, we've got to think of something.

  Griff : Use the power of our giant manly brains?

  Al : No, that'll take too long.