Married... with Children (TV Series)

I Want My Psycho Dad Part 1 (1994)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Psycho Dad : [Reading Al's letter]  "I like you. I really, really like you. No, not in that way. So please don't let them take you off, I beg you, fight this thing like you would fight a varmit or an ex-wife. Your friend, Al; P.S. What does Barbara Eden look like naked?"

  Jefferson : Barbara Eden?

  Bob Rooney : She's 1,000.

  Al : I didn't mean now.

• Al : I'm taking this fight to the place that stands for liberty, that stands for freedom of expression.

  Jefferson : The nudie bar?

  Al : No... well maybe first, then we are going to our nation's capital.

• Al : [asked if he's going to give up]  No! I'm taking this fight to the place that stands for liberty and freedom of expression!

  Jefferson : The nudie bar?