Married... with Children (TV Series)

I Want My Psycho Dad Part 1 (1994)

Tom McCleister: Ike

Quotes 

• Al : All right, have a two minute break.

  [They break up the circle and put down their signs] 

  Ike : How long have we been here?

  Al : Counting the break? Two and a half minutes.

• Psycho Dad : Yes, quit. Quit, apologize, and renounce forever the character of Psycho Dad. If this is the kind of following that I inspire, then I'm afraid I must stop leading. However, since the network's offering me big bucks, be sure to watch me in my new show: "Lefkowitz: Special Education Teacher's Aid". Thank you. And to you, Al: goodbye, and, uh, get help.

  Ike : I can't believe Psycho Dad would sell us out.

  Al : That's not Psycho Dad talking. He doesn't use words like "character" or "education" or "Lefkowitz". He's been brainwashed by people like Marcy and her do-gooders. Well, we've got to think of something.

  Griff : Use the power of our giant manly brains?

  Al : No, that'll take too long.