Married... with Children (TV Series)

I Want My Psycho Dad Part 1 (1994)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : Did you notice we made you some Psycho Dad vittles?

  Kelly : Yes, a veritable coronarycopia of your favorites.

• Peggy Bundy : [to Kelly and Bud]  Gee, you guys are up early. What time is it?

  Bud Bundy : It's 5 PM.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, darn, I slept through my afternoon nap.

• Bud Bundy : [to Kelly]  Are you for real? Or did someone switch you with a pod from the planet Bimbo? And if so, are... are there more of you?

• Al : Aw, real men don't write letters.

  Griff : Except in Penthouse.

  Bob Rooney : They got letters in Penthouse?

  Bud Bundy : Of course they've got letters in Penthouse. So you've got something to do right after you...

  [Peggy regards her son sharply] 

  Bud Bundy : Right after you... you finish reading the interviews.

  Bob Rooney : They got interviews in Penthouse?

• Al : We're men. Let's use the power of our giant, manly brains.

  [He, Griff and Bob Rooney begin to ponder. The scene transitions to sometime later, where the three men are still deep in concentration] 

  Bud Bundy : [to Peg]  Mom, they've been like that for hours now. Should we get the jumper cables?