Married... with Children (TV Series)

How Green Was My Apple (1994)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

Quotes 

• [the Bundy's driveway is on the D'Arcy's property line. Marcy and Jefferson have set up a toll booth] 

  Marcy : We'll be happy to let Al use it, won't we Jefferson?

  Jefferson : Sure, as long as he pays the toll.

  Al : What's the toll?

  Marcy : $1,500, exact change please.

  Al : $1,500? Are you crazy?

  Jefferson : [cocks rifle]  Who you callin' crazy, Punk?

  Al : Uh... Your wife.

• [after Al lifts up the D'Arcy's house causing Jefferson to slid off his bed and into a wall in the tilting house, Jefferson angrily picks up a telephone and dials a number] 

  Jefferson : [into the phone]  Hello, Fred? Jefferson D'Arcy. Say, does your son still have that rocket launcher?

  [cut to the Bundy's house being blown up by a rocket hit]