Married... with Children (TV Series)
How Bleen Was My Kelly (1995)
Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy
Quotes
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Bob Rooney : Uh, guys, am I the only one in the Bleen group who's had this horrible urge to do the girlfriend thing with the wife?
Jefferson D'Arcy : Oh, thank God I'm not alone.
Ike : I carried the wife across the threshold. I told her that I loved her. I even had foreplay.
[the men groan in disgust]
Griff : Hey, so what? Last night I pleasured my ex-wife and paid her back alimony!
Jefferson D'Arcy : Yeah? Yeah, well, that's nothing. When I was making love to Marcy, I was fantasizing about... Marcy.
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Al Bundy : Gentlemen, we are on the horns of a dilemma. By marketing Bleen, we'll make millions. Well, I will. But we'll also be condemning mankind to a lifetime of lights-on, bags-off, wife-pleasing sex.
Jefferson D'Arcy : Okay, okay, then it's settled. We can't sell Bleen. We'd be as hated as the guy who invented the G-spot.
Bob Rooney : Hey, who was that guy?
Ike : I don't know. Kenny G?