Married... with Children (TV Series)

Honey, I Blew Up Myself (1994)

Winifred Freedman: Enid

Quotes 

• [after spraying WD-40 on her foot, Al squeezes a shoe on Enid, a fat customer] 

  Enid : See? I told you I was a four.

  Al Bundy : No, ma'am. "Fore." is what you'll have to yell when the shoe pops off your foot. Are we finished here?

  Enid : Well, I'm not sure I like this shade of blue.

  Al Bundy : I'll tell ya what I'll do then. We'll stand you in front of the mirror. I'll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell, "Moo," and I'll stop.

  Enid : That's it! I'm taking my business elsewhere.

  Al Bundy : May I suggest Jenny Craig?