- Al Bundy: You think that just because I don't tell you I love you, I don't want to spend any time with you and the sound of your voice often makes me cringe that I want another woman? You're the only one for me.
- Peggy Bundy: You really mean that?
- Al Bundy: Sure, what do I always say, why go out for milk when you got a cow at home?
- Peggy Bundy: [to Kelly] You've obviously been the other woman ever since you learned to slit your diapers up the side.
- Steve Rhoades: Hello Peggy,
- [looks at Marcy]
- Steve Rhoades: Bee woman.
- Peggy Bundy: So what'd you find out about Al?
- Steve Rhoades: I found out that he has the most pathetic life of any creature on this planet. And has nicer hair than my wife.
- [laughs]