Married... with Children (TV Series)
Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner (1995)
Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy
Quotes
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Jefferson : Well, let me tell you a little bit about my own swinging bachelor pad: mirror ball on the ceiling, water bed on the floor, fake medical degrees on the wall. Oh God, I have fun at that place.
Marcy : Have? Jefferson, you don't still own that place, do you?
Jefferson : Um... No. And it's not where I go Thursdays when I say I'm playing racquetball.
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Jefferson : Come on, Al, you should be proud that your son is moving out and becoming a man.
Al : My son is burrowing down and becoming a mole. Besides, as bad as this is, you just know that something worse is gonna happen. Don't you know all horrible things happen in threes: celebrity deaths, Pauly Shore movies, Wilson Phillips. In my own case: marrying Peg, Bud not moving out and, 3... 2... 1...
Peggy : Al, something horrible has happened.
Al : The hell you say.
