Married... with Children (TV Series)
God's Shoes (1991)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al : Why did you want be to believe you were God?
Sidney Rimhollow : Because you assumed I was God. So, I just decided to play along since this is the most fun I've had since I've been here.
Al : Trying to pass yourself off as God? That's it! I'm telling on you. Where is he?
Sidney Rimhollow : No, no! You mustn't disturb God! He's in his quarters watching Knots Landing.
Al : Huh. I always wondered why that show was never cancelled.
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Al : I've had a rotten day, and I'm in a foul mood. A fat woman came into the shoe store today and said that she was a size five. I shoved her hoof into a shoe, my thumb got stuck in the back of the shoe. She panicked, reared up, and galloped around the store, dragging me on the floor behind her. Thank God a stick of butter popped out of her purse, so I was able to grease my way out of there.