Married... with Children (TV Series)
God Help Ye Merry Bundymen (1996)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al : Oh, what, you wanna rub it in, huh? Well, that's fine. Because firing me was the best thing you could've done. 'Cause I have a better job now, with more responsibility. And a big hat, too. So you can take your shoe store job and shove it because I have something that's even more important. My self respect.
Gary : You can have your job back.
Al : [desperately relieved] Thank you. Thank you.
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[having found out certain similarities between his and Hal's and Griff's lives]
Al Bundy : Congratulations, boys, you've peaked. You're gonna slave away in here day in, day out, year in, year out, until one day you'll be close to 50, and you'll be an elf, driving a choo-choo!
[walks off, laughing]
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Al Bundy : What kind of job are you doing?
Griff : I got an executive position in the overnight-delivery business.
Mall Manager : Hey, Blitzen, get your tail back over to the sled!
[a raindeer dancer approaches]
Reindeer Dancer : [high-pitched voice] Hi, I'm Prancer.
Al Bundy : No kidding.
Reindeer Dancer : [to Griff] Come on, Blitzen. It's time to get into our harness.
Al Bundy : What kind of reindeer games you playing over there, Griff?
Griff : One more crack out of you and I'll kick your curly-toed butt!