- Al Bundy: Do me one favor. When you strip away every ounce of humanity, every shred of pride she has, just when she's bending down to kiss your feet, tell her you got the ring from Al Bundy.
- Steve Rhoades: I feel unworthy of someone like Marcy.
- Al: Yeah, she is a special person. By the way, here is her wedding ring that she lost down some guy's jock in a strip club last night. Anyway, how do you like those Bears this year?
- Steve Rhoades: Wait a sec, Al. What's this about Marcy's wedding ring?
- Al: Oh yeah, yeah, ah... it was returned to me by the stripper whose underpants it was wedged in.
- Steve Rhoades: WHAT?
- Marcy Rhodes: Steve is going to go crazy. My wedding ring is gone forever.
- Peggy Bundy: Oh Marcy, calm down. Men don't notice things like that.
- Marcy Rhodes: Not Steven, he notices everything. Do you know what we do in bed sometimes?
- Peggy Bundy: Yeah, Bud tells us.